Hear ye now Mates

Submit a pirate story and you may receive one o' me pirate eye patches with skull and crossbones. Your story can be complete fiction, or you can relate what you did on Talk Like a Pirate Day. It could be a review o' a pirate movie, or a suggested menu for a party o' deckhands. Anythin' related t' pirates or Talk Like a Pirate Day will be considered. T' first 9 stories accepted will receive an eyepatch. (I had 10 but I'm keepin' one for meself!)

Be Sendin yer' Pirate Tale

Enterin' be simple. Just paste your story in t' feedback box. Don't be afraid t' give me you email address. I only be usin' it for this piratical contest. If your story be used and you live in t' continental U.S., I will email askin' for your blasted address and mail you one o' t' eyepatches."

Good Luck, Bucko!