Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

Back


Lyrics from whatthefolk.net

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: July 3, 2007 at 8:42 am
Author: r8dkid

Length: 00:02:03
Rating: 4.91
Views: 6206658

Tags: flight of the conchords hbo flight.of.the.conchords

Embed Code: Paste this code in your page


flight.of.the.conchords Flight_of_the_Conchords_Ep_3_Hiphopopotamus_vs__Rhymenoceros Comments:
gravityroxz (November 18, 2008 at 12:30 pm)
Yeah I am kidding. -.-
gareth411 (November 18, 2008 at 6:49 am)
your not the comment police
cococabanja (November 18, 2008 at 5:26 am)
are you kidding??? I love flight of the conchords and I'm still in highschool!
forrestwilkins (November 17, 2008 at 9:14 pm)
this is the best thing ever
kisskickpull (November 17, 2008 at 9:05 pm)
OMG! Wow. That was rly awesome.
cchilson76 (November 17, 2008 at 8:50 pm)
If you rap like me then you don't get paid and if you roll like me then you don't get laid. hahahaha
CircaSkater88 (November 17, 2008 at 8:15 pm)
Be more constructive with you feedback.
lovestospooj97 (November 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm)
lol pretty funny


good rhymes weird dance
davidsonx2354 (November 17, 2008 at 5:07 pm)
favorite.
1HitK0h (November 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm)
1:34